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Hm. The Lost brief case.

One playboy walked a bridge with his girlfriend and asked:
- Did you get any fin?
A female voice from under the bridge:
- Kyllä!
A broker passed by the same place.
- No wonder where the flow is.
From under the bridge, the female voice again:
- I'm good.
The broker suddenly dropped his briefcase in the water when a lawyer passed by.
- I hope you have more than cream in that.
The female under the bridge:
- How many babies can I take?
The male voice under the bridge:
- You know three and I know one.
The two men on the bridge disappeared following the playboy couple.
The female and man came up from under the bridge.She asked:
- Where did you get that number?
- Let's say that God gave me your number, a prise and a commitment without a ring. It all passed by and she is mine. Would you like some more?
- So I'm the only doing?
A salesman passed exactly by and asked:
- Could I sell that fish?
He pointed between her legs and a small small fish kicked inside her panties. She pulled down the skirt quicker than a thunder lightning.
- I have a broker, lawyer and a couple. How much would I get for that, sir?
- You can come in any time. I will fix the prise. Where did the other couple go?
The man from under the bridge:
- I think I'm the only doing.
The girl took out the tiny fish and threw it in the water. The girl:
- No fish.
The salesman:
- Ok mam, I see you're busy, up taken.
A small boy was standing near and threw a coin in the water.
- Wow. What a fish! I wonder what is on the other side!
The girl:
- My man, my lover boy and playboy.
A priest rised up in the small river standing.
- Yes, I am broke, need a lawyer and another couple.
Suddenly the church bell rang.
The boy got his own coin back:
- I'm good. Give the broker and lawyer a wish! Bye!
The girl from under the bridge dropped her panties and tried to pull down her skirt to cover a little.
The boy turned around as he stopped his bicycle:
- Don't worry mam. I am on the other side!
The priest:
- Amen.
And the priest pulled up a small girl from the water and carried her in his arms. She smiled and pointed the boy on the bicycle.
- I wanted to go to the movies with my boy.
The church bell silenced and a musician came down from a tree.
- That I call music!

Swim calmly,
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Hm. The Lost brief case.

One playboy walked a bridge with his girlfriend and asked: - Did you get any fin? A female voice from under the bridge: - Kyllä! A broker pa...